What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

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What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate