When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

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What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.