When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson