Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!