Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.