Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"