What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.