Henry the 1/8
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
They share the same middle name.
She gives birth to a son.
One copper coin, two dwarves.
Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect