Henry the 1/8
Woofleball
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Because he was a VI KING.
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect