Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
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A: A baseball team
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Woofleball
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
a condom
CATHOLICS: 18
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The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
A Daesh washer.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
A cherry float.
Virgins.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
A: Because deep down they are really nice.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
B/c it's painful and not required
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
The floor
Being covered in lava.
Laminated
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.