18 Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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How are 6 women like a golf course?

NSFW 18 holes

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

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A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

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The execution.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!