What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

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How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you