What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?