What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.