What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.