What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.