Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.