Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.