What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it