How do you put a baby into a small bowl?

Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it