Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.