Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.