Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.