Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice