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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What would batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.