What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

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What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!