What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.