Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.