Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.