Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work