What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"