What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What does an alcoholic nun have?

A bad habit.

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit