What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit