What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)