What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.