she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
Potatoes
The cast-a-net.
The Moona Lisa!
She was looking in Alderaan places.
An Italian sub!
Because baggers can't be choosers,
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
An everlasting jobstopper.
When you're buying salt.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Furlong
