What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.