What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

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Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.