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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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A Puthy
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Furlong
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
They toasted the bride and groom.
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A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Matching uniforms.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
C Moon
M: Linda.
Check, mate!
They exchange cell numbers.
IDK, i'm just a banana.
A Flat Minor
He was caught red handed.
Embezzlement
They saw what happened to the sheep
A new last name.
a new last name
