How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.