Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

You might also enjoy:

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye