Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.