What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.