What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears