What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards