How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.