How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.