What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

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Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even