What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

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Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.