Millennial Jokes

How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam.

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Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!