When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.