What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.