What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas