What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim