What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.