What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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Why are Canadians atheist?

Because they are Eh-theists.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.