What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.