What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.