What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.