Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go