What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond