What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement