What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond