What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!