Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.