Bastille Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

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How do you know the toothbrush was made in France?

Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

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What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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Bonjour"

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.