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because they would all surrender.
DINO-MITE!
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
9/11
Polly wants a firecracker!
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Because they always surrender!
Cheese was.
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)