Nice Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Russian Spy Jokes More Russian Spy Jokes

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Bitterly Cold Day Jokes More Bitterly Cold Day Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)