What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.