Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.