Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Darth-tagnan
Because it's a cold day in hell....