What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!