What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!