What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!