What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What do you call a lesbian octopus?

A lickalotopuss.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers