What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.