What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!