What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.