What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

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Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose