You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
Udder chaos!
A: Fell through the cracks.
Your mom.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
About four.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Someone else's !
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Boo man! Boo!
In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.
Because it was covered in sheet
He gets pale as a sheet.
They cook their own gooses !
