What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.