What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!