What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull