Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss