Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.