Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.