Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.